Episode 8

Aniki woke up early that day. He had plenty of time to waste so, while eating a toast, he turned on the radio.

Quickly changing the station, Aniki tuned to his favorite DJ, REI-CHAN!!! of whom he loved with an undying passion.

As usual, she had high-spirits that day and she was introducing the theme of love to her fellow listeners. Aniki was puzzled how could a woman have such sweet and warming voice.

Perhaps it had something to do with her almost cult-like following, or her insanely good-looks, OR PERHAPS EVEN THE NEW BIKINI CALENDER FOR THE BEGINING OF THE YEAR FEATURING REI?!

But Aniki had a insasiable desire to see her. He had such desire that, that same morning, he missed work simply to visit the radio station.

At the same time, in the radio station, Master Chief was working as usual. However, he was more motivated that day. In a few hours he'd see his idol Rei-chan passing in the hallway and greeting him as usual.

Noticing a fan approaching him, Master Cheif grew tense as he readied himself to attack the man. When it came to idols, he would die to protect his coveted Rei-chan!!! In fact, a few weeks before he had beaten up a younger fan by the name of Nani?!

Speaking of Nani?, he was there as well. Waiting in the woman's lavatory, disguised, he awaited Rei's arrival. The women who would pass him, would giggle and trade whispers, but they left him alone.

Nani reached into his coat and pulled out a pair of handcuffs, perhaps if he was lucky he would handcuff himself to his IDOL and be in the goddesses presence long enough for her radiance to shine down upon him! The very thought along was enough to make Nani?! drool as he smiled to himself, deep in thought.

Suddenly, for Master Chief's surprise, the director of the radio entered the building. He did not greet his fellow employees, stepping forward.

He was pepe, the billionaire. With rei's programme, how couldn't he?

Suddenly Slipping, Pepe fell into Master Cheif who was pushed into the Women's Lavatory and destroyed one of the doors which coincidentially held Nani?! As this chaos happened, Aniki watched with a confused expression as Rei-chan appeared.

Aniki felt his face go red. At first, he was speechless. He felt even more embarassed when Rei turned at him and asked if he needed anything. With many "ahh"s and "mm"s, Aniki finally answered affirmatively, asking for a glass of water.

Rei stopped and smiled at the weakly looking teen before her. Nodding her head, she handed him a small cup as her hand touched his, causing Aniki to jerk his hand back splashing the water all over Rei. As Aniki watched he saw the water splash against her shirt and got a nosebleed as he fell back and fainted.

Opening the lavatory's door, Pepe appeared before the two stading in the main entrance. As he saw Rei all wet, his money-making insticts told him he'd loose money in case she got a cold. Kicking Aniki out, Pepe hurried to put Rei in a safe place, where she could warm up.

While he warmed her up, he took a few deft pictures and decided he would be selling them over the counter to some high bidders. As he went about making Rei comfortable, Aniki remained dumbfounded as he stared at the door.

Nani? and Master Chief tried to see something by hearing or softly opening the door. Their eyes only had time for their idol, behind a wardrobe changing clothes. Aniki, perverted-in-training, and his insticts entered the room to get a look at rei. Hurrying, he looked at the wardrobe's other side and saw pepe looking at his preplexed and semi-naked.

Staring at Aniki, Pepe suddenly grew furious as he picked up a metal bat and threw it at Aniki whom deftly dodged it. As the metal bat flew past, Master Chief and Nani?! opened to door and stepped up as the metal bat hit Nani?! in the face.

Aniki didn't want to loose time, but Master Chief was quicker. Looking at the room, he saw a opened door and looked inside. The wind came from an opened window from where Rei was escaping.

Out of nowhere the Lupin III theme played and Master Chief jumped out the window, only to realize later that Rei was actually on a rope that was being pulled up by a helicopter. Cursing as he fell, Aniki jumped out of the window as well, onto the Chief's head and onto the rope Rei held onto. "GOT YA!"

The next one was Nani? who grabbed the rope and put his feet in Aniki's face. He could almost grab Rei, just a few inches apart from her foot.

Not one to share, Aniki grabbed Nani?! by the leg and pulled causing Nani to fall down to the ground below.

Hopefully for him, Nani? was able to grab Master Chief's pants, causing them to fall and Master Chief's puppy's underware.

Pepe was in his limusine. His star was getting away and he felt obliged to do something.
Telling the driver named Style to drive faster, Pepe took out his anti-fan boy rifle and aimed it at Aniki. Prepared to fire, Style hit a bump and accidently shot the helicopter, causing it to explode.

One by one, Nani?, Master Chief and Aniki fell into the floor. However, their bruises were the least of their worries: they had to grant Rei's safety at landing.

Flinging themselves to the ground and using their bodies to cushion Rei landing as she landed on Nani?'s head and walked over Master Chief's nose and over Aniki, walking toward Pepe's Limo.

Rolling, she involuntarily entered Pepe's limo. Inside, he started shaking her, asking if she needed anything he could give her. She hadn't said a word when the limo stopped and a stalker bursted in.

Holding up a knife, Tyki Mikk threatened to hurt Pepe if Rei didn't come with him and become his Jpop slave forever!

And, for the first time of his life, pepe had to make an important decision. Either his life or his money source. However, the three Rei followers were quicker and attacked Tyki Mikk.
Pepe who had already choosen Rei over himself, ducked and hid under his Limo as Master Chief charged Tyki, passing right through him and bashing into the car. Nani? stared in horror before jump kicking Tyki, also missing. As the duo battled Tyki, Aniki grabbed Rei and took her to safety.

In the streets, LadyCs and Random were happily walking after going to the movies. They were suddenly attacked by Aniki and Rei, Master Chief, Nani? and Tyki, who were battling while running to get Rei and finally Pepe, who had re-entered his limo. Random commented to Lady that the streets were quite dangerous at that time.

Agreeing, Random and Lady grabbed a cup of StarCooks coffee and decided to watch the battle since both were quite bored. Yawning, they made bets on Tyki and started discussing the weather.

Aniki was still pushing Rei. As they run, he would remember those scene at the movies were a couple must run to survive. That would be his case, if he hadn't bumped into a post.

Falling into a mud puddle, Rei stared at him for a minute before walking on him and into the street. Guessing that he was being a gentleman, Rei smiled at him before continuing on.
But that hide-and-seek game was getting boring. Finally, Rei and Aniki came to a dead-end and all the people pursuing them appeared before them, trying to grab Rei for their own profit. Pepe parked his limo in the dead-ends entry.

With nowhere to run or hide, Aniki decided it was time to fight...though he would surely lose. But as he stepped forward, Rei pushed him back and growled at everyone else. "IM TIRED OF ALL OF YOU!!" and with that she beat them all down with a small coke can, bashing them all until they couldn't see straight.

She ran out of the dead-end. However she did not enter Pepe's limo, hitting him with an entire trash can. Instead, she ran in the big streets, passing through lady and Random, who were going back home. With all the hurry, she hit a young man. After receiving his hand to lift up, he presented himself to her: he was Flashman, the gentleman.

Offering his apologies, Flashman bowed like a gentleman should to a lady only to ALSO be hit with a trashcan.

Rei was fed up of being treated that way. Finally, she got to a cafe where she sat in a table, completely tired. She had her head down, so she didn't see some people approaching. After hearing a girl's voice, she looked up. Looking at her were naru and Iincho.

Smiling, Rei recognized the other two whom were her greatest supporters and dearest friends, and explained her problem to them. Nodding their heads at her problem, the two suggested she see a new manager called Dark Evangel.

And, that night was special, because Rei could finally behave like a true girl. She could have fun with others, looking at the stores and exchanging advice. As soon as they arrived to the manager's office, Rei was left alone, with words of encouragement.

Sitting behind her Desk, Dark Eva smiled at Rei and told her to come forward but Rei wasn't sure if she could believe in this managers ability. Just then, Pepe rushed in and demanded for Rei to leave with him. Quickly and mercilessly, Dark Eva demonstrated her powers of management by hitting him with an oversized hammer and kicking him out of the building. Satisfied, Rei signed a contract with Eva.

Months later, Rei was having her first concert. In the first row, Aniki stood, right next to Master Chief and Tyki. Nani? was getting drunk, which resulted in his arrival at the hospital, later that night. While getting water for his partners before the show, Aniki spotted pepe in the middle of the crowd. Hi communer clothes said he wasn't a millionaire anymore, for his displeasure. But, Pepe accepted to join the rest of the group in the first row.

As this all went on, Rei put her heart and soul into her career. Endearing her to thousands and thousands world wide.

And they all lived happily ever after.

The End