Episode 9

Once upon a time, there was a little village, in Japan. Peaceful, without any trouble, it was rarely visited. But one day, someone was approached the village with hunger in his heart. When noticing he had arrived at his destination Hinarei took off his traveling cap, a giant Nana with Suu's face on the side. This was the Village of Destiny, Animeb as foretold by his great great great great nana' Aunty Hina.

Entering the town, it wasn't soon before Hinarei was challenged by the little towns local rebel, Tyroki! As Hinarei stood in the town, clueless of his challengers identity, the villagers prepared a battlefield worthy of the followers of Suu. A battlefield...of ice and skates, or more specifically Ice Skating. They would start in the artic, their destination: the kingdom of Momol. The first to get Suu would treasure her for the rest of the life, just as they had before.

As the battle began in the Ice both performed legendary moves such as the Nana-eight by Hina and the Nana-less by Tyroki. At a tie, they quickly raced to the next event in high spirits, still believing that the Goddess Suu was on their respective sides. Coming upon the forest of Naru, the two were soon battling each other in a paint-ball battle of epic proportions. As they flew around with Tyroki's excessive force, and Hina's matrix-style dodging, the two were quickly put into a Mexican Suu stand-off. Yet the two were not the only ones in the forest. Soon a rag-tag team of Naru followers came and began to drive both out. With the Naru warriors and each other, both were quick to tire out as they struggled to survive. The Naru followers quickly charged with Naru kicks, Naru punches but also pies made by Naru, which sincerely stank.

The forest became a free-for-all, Naru followers versus, Hinarei, Tyroki, and each other. The Naru forrest was suffering, with 'nanas everywhere.
The Goddess Suu saw what had become of her very precious nanas which she had hidden in the Naru Forest, and called for her champion Bobcat to stop the fighting. So BC got his nana-sword, and yelled his whining battlecry, which struck fear in the hearts of both Hinarei and Tyroki, who ran away and continued their race, as BC battled the remaining Naru followers whom which the forest belonged too for no reason at all.

Hinarei and Tyroki finally got to their prize, the great temple of Suu, but were then tied. Disgruntled they started another fight, in which they accidentally knocked a torch over, turning the nearby mascot, Skully the puppy, into a flaming puppy torch, who proceded to burn the ultra-precious ultimate nana grove. As the grove burned, Hina and Tyroki tried to put out the flames as a figure appeared from the darkness. Holding the Suu Idol, stood the master thief Magister Magi Chris!

As he stood their with a bored look, he claimed that the Idol would be destroyed until the two figure skate together. Too help motivate them, he calls on two other people, Lovely Chocolate Kisses and Edirus, who also wanted the Idol, to be their opponents. He gave them 12 hours to put aside their diffrences, and train, under the guidance of mastershake. The two Suu-lovers, while kicking each other, entered the room Magister told them too and under the guidance of the blind figure skating guru, mastershake, the two learned how to figure skate along with his eye-seeing dog Black Hayate.

It was a painful task to cooperate for the two of them with
Hina making love to a picture of Suu, and Tyroki stealing said picture...
Most of the time, Tyroki would push Hina aside, causing him to fall and push Hayate, who rolled all over the floor and mastershake trying to get them to learn figure skating!

Mastershake was a tough task master, teaching them continuously the dual nana' ecchi techniques, which required both to work together. Yet both got less points just because Master Shake would have preferred to see a Motoko skating session. Continuing with their training, Master shake made them do a 1000 km race through nana trees, wearing only panties from the Suu Goddess Statue. All the while Black Hayate avoided his blind master, playing and doing rolling attacks with his parents. After the 1000km race, both were declared ready. A furious competition was held, LC and Edirus were masters at the art. It was up to the two-nana-man team of Hinarei and Tyroki to perform a super nana'ecchi move that has never been attempted.

The Black Panti Nana Lotus!!

Just as they were to do it, Hayate, followed by his mom, Riza, and Dad, Roy, roll attacked from nowhere, squashing Magister Magi and sending the Idol flying off to the distance. LC and Edirus were busy with each other, so Tyroki and Hinarei once again continued their race. In the crowd, the idol was caught by Death, sitting next to BC who was simply watching the match. With the idol inside his t-shirt, Death secretly exited the dome and he ran away never to be seen again.

Apparently, no one really cared about the idol anyway.

Tyroki and Hina continued the race. With 720º twists and sending nanas at each other, none of them wanted to lose this fight.As Hina and Tyroki came close to the finish, two nana peels lay on the road before them. Not noticing this, the two continued to run while hurling what was left of the nana'tillary. Within 3 meters of the finish, Tyroki suddenly slipped and fell onto Hina as the both slid through the finish line together, ending up in a very X image that made nearby women swoon and erupt into nose-bleeds.

A shoe-less person approached them. After giggling, the person used a 'nana pie and covered them with it thoroughly. When Hina and Ty were finally able to see their surroundings, they saw the great Goddess Suu staring down at them.

Wagging her finger at them, the great goddess stuck her tounge out and turned, "Touch my "Nana's again and I wont by happy, Okies?! C'ya later peeps!" she said as she vanished before reappearing again, "Try harder next time, 'kay?" she said with a big smile on her face.

The two of them stared completely amazed at the figure waving at them as she took off distance, this time riding a huge air ballon, Suu disappeared in the depths of the blue sky as it began to rain 'Nanas on everyones heads.

The End